Being in college, I have lots of silly little rituals that we do to get through the hustle and bustle of being a co ed. Taco Tuesday is one such day, yes lots of people have them but we truly enjoy them. We go to our favorite bar, Sherlocks, and order nice tall Long Island Ice Tea’s and eat tacos. Usually we get a few guys that will try and hit on us, but by that time Happy Hour is in full swing and its time for us to head to a Ladies Night a local club, free cover charge!

We shake our asses and get the boys nice and aroused by our nice tight bodies crashing into theirs. Only for us to walk away leaving them with a hard cock and no where to stick it. The hilarity is when they trot back over to us expect us to finish what we have started. I look them square in the eyes and lean forward and pout my nice glossy lips, getting right into their ear while reaching for their crotch. I then forcefully grab HARD and yank down in a swift motion only to whisper softy, “Like I have any interest in you, you little cocked sissy, now go crawl away Pig.” They back away stunned but most usually regain their confidence instantly (don’t all men) and reattempt their approach, I’m like a magnet.

This time they bring me a drink, which I readily accept and makes them think that they once again have a chance; when in reality they have no fat chance at me. To test the loyalty that they have already exhibited, I tell them to get down on the ground and kiss my open toed shoes and to suck on my big toe. This they do quickly and efficiently with out much of a fuss. Then I tell them that that was pathetic! They have to stay down there and pleasure me, in public for longer than the one minute want to. I tell them to strip them selves of their dignity or I’ll kick them in their tiny ball sack. Once again they comply with only a little bit of reluctance. I then follow this up with a demand for $100 or a Ben in order for me to continue allowing them to gunk up my view. This is make or break! If they refuse for one moment I drop them like a bad habit; however, if they give me what I deserve then POOF instant Taco Tueday Piggie!